Okay, you may call them something else...to me? These are tha cooookeeeeez. So Ms. Zeta thinks she has it all figured out. She let's me out at 5:00 am, snow on the ground, cold as my nose at three in the mornin' HE HE so I play a little game (don't you all tell her man, it's payin me bling-n-bacon)---I run out across the yard, back to the woods...nah, not to grandma's but I do hit the slip at the Garden Lady's house.
Up on the porch, sniffin round la de da de dah....outta the blue here it comes, "COOOOOK.....EEEEZ! COOOOOOK.EEEEEZ! (I always let Ms. Zeta yell this twice--makes her nervous--yeah, I AM in Dog-Anon you know-I got issues)
...Bam, slam, run, slip, slide galumpppppp skid into the sliding door and there it is BACON COOKIES! Is it Christmas, Am I dreamin? Been happenin' for about two weeks now--snow, good = coookies!
So Cuzn Jameson sends the pics and what do I find? This furry, tonguey, whacked-out poooch chompin on my cuzn's face! That's BD. The culprit's name...PUMPKIN (and he's a boy--talk about therapy man...makes me almost forgive him).
Sadie, Ire, yeah but the hairy rodent dogs? Okay, ooooookay...no hate mail please. I do love the lil rode...dogs but gotta clean up that lickin mess
Oh Here She is Herself....Ms. Supreme! Yeah, that is Jameson the lost Princess of Ponce (okay if you believe that, hey I got a Czarina named Anastasia way right of Alaska..if ya gotta ask you need to brush up on the books or at least the Ingrid Bergman movies kiddies) So, back to the Princess of Peace, the Grand Dame of Dance, the Fraulein of Funk, the Duchess of Duh!
Aint she sweet? Ms Zeta had that look once....long, long, long, long time ago. So mijita, keep the pics comin and check me on the blog not just the emails...oh wait....
"COOOOOK.....EEEEEEZ!" G-bling out.
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