Where have I been? Huh, Ms. Zeta has me on a weight loss plan now that she discovered Theta Dog was feeding me double my daily dose--hey, who was I hurtin anyway? So my newest trick is to howl and cry whenever anyone in the house is eating. Usually works on Biggie Dog and Ms. Zeta--please, that girl needs Dog-Anon, he he he he.
I checked myself out in the patio glass door (which I almost smacked into tonight when Ms. Zeta came yelling, "cookie". Biggie cleaned the glass and whoops, who knew?) and I am looking slimmer and trimmer and quite handsome. Pictures later ladies, hold your horses!!
So, the snow. Not sure yet, just not sure. I think I like it but it freaks me out a little. I mean definitely worth a taste or two when I go out and the whole rolling around with the ball thingy is cool but jiminy crickets if the feet don't freeze and ache and then I trip up the stairs. No pictures of that now.
Alpha Dog. Hmmmm, he showed up really late tonight and I wonder what was up. Ms. Zeta bought him Wendys (not likely on a Thursday) and then he checked out for the ole mattress. Well, I am waiting for Ms. Zeta to finish her homework so we can go chill, ummmm, warm-up in the master bedroom. Yes, ladies, I have my own master suite upstairs--it's metal, with a black floor and soft, fuzzy dark green throw. I see you really want me to break out that camera right? I may have time this weekend.
So Ms. Zeta got a note from Ms. Steph. Finally, one of the cuzns checking me out (the others are just jealous of my fame)--anyway, I heard Ms. Steph and Ms. Zeta are going to a spa or getting their toes tickled or something like that it sure doesn't sound that fun. I'd rather get the old belly rub and a bone but then again, I am a dog, ribbit :)
Ms. Zeta is done, the lights are coming down, the snow has stopped and Alpha Dog is snoring. Its a sign from God Dog--nap time. Drop me a note other cuzns, I know you are watching! Til we bark again fans. G-frog out.
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