New Year's Eve in Jersey...

So, Alpha Dog came home early. Zeta was feeding me carrots and celery...cept she thought I was eating them. Alpha found the nuggets under his chair (he don't miss a thing).

So here is Zeta's solution, she is making Paella man does the chorizo smell good. In fact, think I'll get up here and...."GERRY!!!! DOWN!!!!"


Doesn't she know that is what I am tryin to do? What's a frog dog to do with all that seafood, saw a cat in the back hmmmmmm, nah, why change now? 'God Dog, grant me the serenity to accept the things (like sneaky, meowey cats) that I cannot change and God Dog grant that I may catch one tryin to get my paella...I mean, God Dog bless all the little kitties'...G

More cuzns'

Zeta warned me I was an amalgam or cornucopia (corn, yummy) of personalities and now I know why I need Dog-Anon. Look at this crew will ya? These are my close relations? Where oh where is my Sadie? What about Spawn? Even that reese's pieces cat that lives in Philly--she can come on in.

So Nacho is my cuzn (its a family name) and Bat Girl is my Aunt/Cuzn (depending on who you ask)--the other jokers? Not so sure but I hope they left a big tip!!!

For Halloween? Uh, dressed-up like a boxer and no one could even tell it was a costume HE HE HE...G

Cousins and Big Daddy Dog

Wednesday West Coast Familia
Okay, so the Chargers didn't have the greatest season, we'll just ignore that. My Auntie Jen and the guys, Papa, Richie, Big David and Nacho Libre himself. I'm waiting for pics of my first cousins Ire, Sadie and those little rodents--Oh, I mean...little ones Pumpkin and the one who sratched Zeta Dog's face...running dive bomb right onto her lap straight for the cheek.

Didn't realize she was practicing for Olympics--but hey, what's her name brought home the red :). Getting ready for the New Year's Day feast. Black-eyed peas, greens, fish, pork (or lamb...) and SLEEP. What you bring in is what you bring out so I am loading up on bones, dirt, socks, girls---I mean, uh, friends. Check ya all later. Adios mi familia Mexicana, Adios!

Tuesday Sittin on the Stairs

So Zeta Dog went through about 7,000 photos yesterday down in the cold, dark basement. I snugded and snorted spider webs, dirt, old material and anything else I could find to chew. Alpha Dog came home early and had to cook his own dinner-bummer! Zeta Dog fed me, as usual. Biggie Dog went out for smokes and Theta came home with the sniffles---eeeewwww, dude, stay away with that sneeze man.

So, what did I do last night at midnight? Waited for Zeta to let me in Theta's room to sleep on his bed cuz he is baby boy. Here is a picture of him--good lookin but not as handsome as moi! Update done, getting sleepy, very very sleepy.....zonk. G

Ms Zeta Was Busy

She is a lovely! This was before the Frog Dog's time, in fact even before beloved Ginger Bear. "The One We Don't Mention" was in the house--Marshall Justice, the Law School Dog. He jumped in swamps, chased rabbits, rolled in mud and didn't listen to Alpha Dog much. He made it through the blizzard of '96 but then, went to a farm that could handle his running. Zeta was in her "workout phase" and she didn't know about Dog-Anon. Thank Goodness she found it for me. While she was rooting around in the basement for old school pics; I found some spider webs and the like to spread all over the gym. Now I am lying on her feet typing the blog. Ribbit, I mean, rabbit, I mean...sorry Zeta I'll go clean-up. Love La Familia man, they all you got :) "G"

Monday Morning Blues

It's Monday. Can't decide if I want to play out in the 60 degree sun or lay on the stairway landing...Monday's sure are tuff, ruff!! A lil dog humor there. Sipping my drink waiting for Biggie or Theta Dog to get on up, huh, got ta get up...and play toss the plastic thingy to me :)

Here is Biggie Dog..he likes to play out back and wrestle with me. Pretty cool but man when that bass comes out in his voice I get all passive. Trying to work through my issues with Dog-Anon meetings. Nonetheless (learned that word at Christmas), he is a righteous dog, as big dogs go. Well snoozin for a bit then time to do the doo and back to sleep. It is a dog-eat-dog world man. G

Zeta Dog and Big Daddy Dog

Here is Ms. Zeta. She is the cool lady who bakes all the cakes, cookies and treats. I love her. Big Daddy Dog comes out from Cali to visit--he acts like he doesn't like me but when no one is looking he gives me cheese and a sip of the VO and H2O. I see where she got the coolnesss....Big Dog looks good for 553 years (that's 79 in homosapien years). "G"

The Frog Dogger Blogger

Arrrf! I mean...hello, this is Gerry the
Frog Dog. Okay, I am not really a frog but I lay in the frog position so that,
among many other things, is what Alpha Dog, Zeta Dog, Biggie Dog and Theta Dog
call me. See?